How to
become an italian
in 5 easy steps

following these rules could make italians think of you being an italian, too:

• 1. If you order a pasta with sea food: Put cheese on it!


• 2. If you are having dinner: Order a cappuccino


• 3. Dining together with your friends in a restaurant? Split the bill precisely and make a discussion of it


• 4. In restaurants do not wait to be seated! Simply rush the house and get yourself the best place available!


• 5. Before leaving for the restaurant dress up and wear the shortest pants you have.

Btw if you found some irony above: Eat it. With cheese.